Las Vegas Wedding

#1 Make sure you are sober before you decide to get married.

#2 Check the gender and citizenship of your new life partner to verify validity.

#3 Ask yourself "Am I really in love or is this just severe unbridled Vegas lust?"

#4 If you hit a jackpot and you get marriage offers from someone seated next to you
consider the proposals sincerity carefully.

#5 "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" does not apply to marriage...unfortunately.

#6 "I was drunk" is a great excuse for annulment the morning after a Vegas wedding.

#7 If you are already rich remember the most important word "prenuptial".

#8 If you are poor remember the words "I love you how you are".

#9 Marry any rich celebrity you can latch on too unless they are B listers.

#10 If the reverend that confirms your vows is wearing chaps and has a complete body tattoo
chances are he is really not a reverend at all, which is probably to your advantage.

#11 Stumbling drunk through the Forum Shops looking for matching underwear and towels
is probably not the best way to spend your honeymoon.

#12 If your new lover has a pimp and he's waiting in the car during the ceremony.
I would advise you to slip out the back and take a cab right after "I Do".

#13 If your new spouse takes you to get life insurance the day after your wedding
you may want to consider a divorce ASAP.

#14 Cubic Zirconia was made for Vegas weddings use it wisely.

#15 Base jumping off the Stratosphere without a parachute can turn out better than a Vegas Wedding.